Geeky Wedding Vows

"You're mine," she [Ygritte] whispered. "Mine, as I'm yours. And if we die, we die. All men must die, Jon Snow. But first, we'll live."

— George R. R. Martin, A Storm of Swords

Dory: "No, you can't . . . Stop. Please don't go away. Please? No one's ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave . . . if you leave . . . I just, I remember things better with you. I do, look. P. Sherman, 42 . . . 42 . . . I remember it, I do. It's there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And, and I look at you, and I . . . and I'm home. Please . . . I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget."

Arwen: "Do you remember when we first met?"
Aragorn: "I thought I had wandered into a dream."
Arwen: "Long years have passed. You did not have the cares you carry now. Do you remember what I told you?"
Aragorn: "You said you'd bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people."
Arwen: "And to that I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone . . . I choose a mortal life."
Aragorn: "You cannot give me this."
Arwen: "It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my heart."

Buffy: "Love makes you do the wacky."

Ninth Doctor: "Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do, then I should warn you — you're gonna see all sorts of things. Ghosts from the past. Aliens from the future. The day the Earth died in a ball of flame. It won't be quiet, it won't be safe, and it won't be calm. But I'll tell you what it will be: the trip of a lifetime!"

— Season One trailer

Vincent Van Gogh: "You know, it seems to me there's so much more to the world than the average eye's allowed to see. I believe, if you look hard, there are more wonders in this universe than you could ever have dreamed of."

— Season Five, "Vincent and the Doctor"

Duncan (in a fortune cookie): "True love stories never have endings."

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life. . . . You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore."

— Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones

"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream, and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."

— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Westley: "Hear this now: I will always come for you."
Buttercup: "But how can you be sure?"
Westley: "This is true love — you think this happens every day?"

The Impressive Clergyman: "Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam. . . . And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva. . . . So tweasure your wuv."

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